Humor

  1. Any SOA people? thats for you: FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off
    1. http://foaas.com/
  2. “Almost every April Fools’ Day (1 April) since 1989, the Internet RFC Editor has published one or more humorous Request for Comments (RFC) documents”
    1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day_Request_for_Comments
  3. Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)
    1. http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324
  4. IP over Avian Carriers
    1. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
  5. Hitler uses git
    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDeG4S-mJts
  6. “FuckItJS uses state-of-the-art technology to make sure your javascript code runs whether your compiler likes it or not.” “The API:
    FuckIt(*path_to_your_shitty_script_file*)

    will keep evaluating your code until all errors have been sliced off like mold on a piece of perfectly good bread. Whether or not the remaining code is even worth executing, we don’t know. We also don’t particularly care.”
    1. https://github.com/mattdiamond/fuckitjs
  7. “Bob Nystrom is the author of the first programming language that automatically deletes your code if it doesn’t behave the way it’s supposed to. He calls his creation Vigil because it exhibits “supreme moral vigilance.””
    1. https://github.com/munificent/vigil
  8. Why Hackers Are So Much Funnier Than You Are
    1. http://www.wired.com/2013/01/comedy-in-the-hacker-world/
  9. Windows firewall
    1. http://9gag.com/gag/aoz940g
    2. https://plus.google.com/u/0/+CodeplazaOrg/posts/hC8gvqrS3iT
  10. The only thing a man cleans at home is his Browser history
  11. Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a heiroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
  12. javapocalypse
    1. https://www.facebook.com/173852366004061/videos/4276606652948/
  13. “Created by Urban Mueller, Brainfuck is an eight instruction Turing-complete programming language. This means that it can be shown to be equivalent to a Turing machine and therefore capable of performing any computation.” “his goal was apparently to create a Turing-complete language for which he could write the smallest compiler ever, for the Amiga OS 2.0. His compiler was 240 bytes in size. (Though he improved upon this later — he informed me at one point that he had managed to bring it under 200 bytes.)”
    1. http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/
  14. “The design goal was to make a language with beautiful source code that resembled Shakespeare plays.”
    1. http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/report/shakespeare/shakespeare.html
  15. “LOLCODE is an esoteric programming language inspired by lolspeak, the language expressed in examples of the lolcat Internet meme”
    1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
  16. how to uninstall mcafee antivirus
    1. http://www.whoismcafee.com/the-mcafee-guide-to-uninstall-mcafee/
  17. funny search logs
    1. http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/
  18. funny error messages
    1. http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/40-funny-error-messages-youve-never-seen-before/
  19. Move your mouse pointer to be saved:
    391164_10150373800888396_404840955_n (1)
  20. Attack back the attacker
    1. http://www.digitalwhisper.co.il/0x4D/
  21. Chatting with hacker while debugging his backdoor
    1. http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5889309082
  22. Funny post about the assumptions programmers make about time
    1. http://infiniteundo.com/post/25326999628/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-time
  23. Security principles as used in movies
    1. http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/10-things/10-boring-but-really-important-things-you-should-know-about-hipaa-compliance/?tag=nl.e053
  24. Some noob says he scanner a server and asks how to hack it
    1. http://www.fxp.co.il/showthread.php?t=1086906
  25. hacking failures in movies
    1. http://hackaday.com/2013/03/28/top-10-hacking-failures-in-movies/
  26. A guy which is tired and depressed of his job: 
    “Here we are. Yesterday, after some nights spent coding, I committed some fresh code into Google SVN repository.

    Basically, this code does… mmmh… nothing!”
    “Well, the most important thing I learnt while working on Owasp Orizon is that drawing a roadmap for a software tool, when you can work on it only on your spare time it’s useless.” 
    “Before taking the action of declaring the project deceased, I’m calling a final deadline, 31 December 2011 with a very limited goal list.

    Owasp Orizon will support only Java programming language and it will review the code for 2 security risks:

    XSS
    Injection flaws
    No more.”

    1. https://owasporizon.wordpress.com/
  27. http://devnull-as-a-service.com/
  28. upcoming: /dev/random as a Service: Do you think every random-number-generator is broken? Well, we do! Simply trust us and use our numbers as your only seeding source!
  29. hidden data channel via computers names in traceroute
    1. http://9gag.com/gag/aG9ZBjG
  30. “Avoid Server-Side Validation. Try to avoid server-side validation, use client-side instead. Server-Side will just consume valuable resources on your servers, and cause more chat back and forth.” Its tip number 3 here:
    1. http://www.realsoftwaredevelopment.com/20-tips-to-improve-aspnet-application-performance/
  31. Random sentence to write in your commits
    1. http://whatthecommit.com/
  32. Hacking traffic road signs
    1. http://www.odometer.com/pop-culture/8633/17-times-someone-hacked-a-traffic-road-sign-and-nailed-it-these-are-hilarious?org=t#slide/0
  33. Poo detector
    1. http://mashable.com/2015/03/03/d-fee-poop-predictor/
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